The Ashlar Company
For the good of the craft...
After centuries of plotting, the world-wide-freemason-headquarters has discovered the secret to world domination. Despite the oath we must all take never to reveal it under pain of death, for the first time ever, we are publishing it here.
1.87 cups ketchup
.465 cups cider vinegar
.23 cups brown sugar
2.12 tablespoons natural honey
.97 tablespoons Worcestershire sauce
1.11111 tablespoon fresh squeezed lemon juice
.9898 teaspoon Stone House Seasoning
.2357 teaspoon hot sauce (optional)
The mystery, the intrigue, the wonder! We don't know what it means either!!! We just found it written on an old piece of paper in the lodge attic!!! But we know it means something......... We think the word "Worcestershire" is a clue. Since it's the longest word in there. It must be the key.
Remember, if you don't see the Ashlar "A", it's not authentic.
By Brothers, For Brothers & always For the good of the craft...
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